I've decided to help these anti-Israel protesters stop annoying me by publishing some of the stupidest things on Levantine politics I have heard from them all year. For so long as angry yet uninformed leftists continue to repeat stupid nonsense, intelligent people like myself will be less and less motivated to engage you, inform you, debate with you or at some point even acknowledge you.
Dear misinformed angry anti-Israel anglos- please don't come at me with this nonsense in 2015. If you care so much, you may want to stop screaming slogans, shut up and learn something.
Dear misinformed angry anti-Israel anglos- please don't come at me with this nonsense in 2015. If you care so much, you may want to stop screaming slogans, shut up and learn something.
10. "You don't look Jewish!" yelled at me by an anti-Israel protester in London when I revealed I was Jewish... Yes, I had some surgeries to remove my horns and cloven hooves. Amazing what I can buy with my mountains and mountains of gold and money, eh? No seriously. Israel lies at the crossroads of Asia, Europe and Africa. If you had spent any time there you would realize there is a broad diversity to the way people from there look whether they are Jewish, Muslim, Christian or Druze. Additionally Judaism had a diaspora over 2000 years in which converts were added to her people. All I really have to say to the multiple people who have said this to me is that luckily for them, they don't look as stupid as they are.
9. "You speak Arabic?" usually uttered in disbelief. I'm Jewish, enough of a reason right there. Additionally I lived in Haifa for some years. Arabs all know why I speak some Arabic even if they sometimes make fun of my accent. Why the hell is this so confusing for Westerners? Just FYI the two official languages of Israel are Hebrew and Arabic. An argument against Arabic as a national language I have actually heard from an Israeli is that Jews speak too many different dialects of Arabic to standardize a national language from them...however there is a somewhat standard Arabic in which local Muslims, Druze, Christians and even some Jews receive education and other services.
8. "There are Arabs in Israel?" This leads to some serious confusion for some people....Christian and Muslim Arabs make up a significant percentage of the (inside the green line) Israeli population. Additionally, many Jews in Israel are descendants of Jews from countries around the middle east (Mizrachim). Added together Mizrachim and Arab/Palestinian citizens of Israel would constitute a majority of the people there. For people who spend so much time hating a country, you know remarkably little about it...
7. "Which side are you on?" Is this a sports rivalry gone bad? Be real. Either we can all win by coming to some kind of just peace or we can all lose by spiraling down into the hell of continued war and conflict together. Or something else...but more or less we are all going to go through this conflict together due to geography. Have you looked at any maps recently?
6. "Imagine how awful it is for the Palestinians to be bombed!" This was yelled at me by protesters when I identified myself as having lived in Israel. I've survived two bombings in my life. I don't have to imagine, I only have to remember. Where the fuck do you, comfortable Westerner assuaging your guilt by projecting your own cultural psychosis onto the state of Israel, get off yelling at me as if I liked bombings? I could tell you a thing or two about bombings...
5. "The state of Israel is racist" also yelled at me by New York protesters when I identified myself as having lived in Israel. OK, and the state you live in is a post-racial utopia right? No racial issues here at all...I wonder what all those "Black lives matter" protesters are protesting? Turns out there is no utopia on earth. Except possibly Canada, but even in that case only for the non-native population. The first peoples of Canada have been getting the shaft for hundreds of years...
4. "ISIS- The New Israel" title of an article by Chris Hedges. I don't think this sincere although delusional Christian simpleton could be employing a complex rhetorical device like sarcasm. He thinks this is real. He is really comparing a country that literally enslaves captured women to rape them, kills non-Muslims and is shamelessly running an attempt at genocide to the middle east's only democracy. With intellectuals like this, who needs the stupidity of the masses to laugh at...
3. "I'm against bombing poor children!" Yeah, me too. Whaddya know. We have something in common crazy stupid anglo protester. Do you seriously think anyone is for bombing poor children? Oh whoops...guess I momentarily forgot about the US and UK governments and their permanent war against the various parts of the middle east. Wait a second, why aren't you protesting them? Could it be that it is harder to look yourself in the mirror than point out problems in other peoples? 2014 has seen a spike in violent deaths of Iraqui civilians, and that isn't even counting the number of people whose lives have been cut short by bombed out infrastructure, food shortages or any of the other "collateral" damage from the United States. Research in 2014 suggests that U.S. drone strikes in Yemen and Pakistan have had an unknown person to target casualty ratio of 28:1 with one attack in the study having a ratio of 128:1 with 13 children being killed. If you are against bombing children, please begin with the bombing of children done in your name...you have a functioning democracy, right? So basically your democratic will seems to kill these poor kids...
2. "Arabs have 22 countries..." OK, I think some Jews got jealous of all the stupid statements being made, and had to get in on the action. Pro-Israel activists often resort to some twisted arguments. I personally don't care if Arabs have 49 countries and all the shellfish products in the world. I'm not trying to live in Syria these days anyways, and I don't eat shellfish. There is a completely separate question of how Arabs will run their countries...and unfortunately recent history has shown a trend towards running them in a way extremely inhospitable to religious minorities. I think this unfortunate reality of religious persecution is where the counting countries argument really comes from. Since the 1940s Jews have been persecuted, targeted for murder and in some cases like Egypt outright expelled in mass as their property was looted from Arab countries.
1. "Academic Freedom Encompasses the Right to Boycott [Israeli academics]" well just any old person can make stupid statements, but it usually takes an academic to get downright moronic in word and deed. Rima Kapitan is the author of an article with the above name...but there are about a hundred variations of this roaming around the hallowed halls of academia. Academics boycotting Israel claim they are all about academic freedom, with the glaring exception of Israelis. Academia claims to embrace the free exchange of ideas, apparently unless they are somehow related to one particular unpopular state. Why can't these people just be honest and admit they are against academic freedom?
And now, because I understand Murphy's law, I'm just waiting for someone to hit me with an even stupider comment in the next 48 hours...but here's hoping the uninformed take up a new object of protest in 2015. Believe it or not, the world is an incredibly large place. The one argument about Israel I never hear, but wish I would, is that it has occupied too much of the global geopolitical discussion. That would be the intelligent criticism.
3. "I'm against bombing poor children!" Yeah, me too. Whaddya know. We have something in common crazy stupid anglo protester. Do you seriously think anyone is for bombing poor children? Oh whoops...guess I momentarily forgot about the US and UK governments and their permanent war against the various parts of the middle east. Wait a second, why aren't you protesting them? Could it be that it is harder to look yourself in the mirror than point out problems in other peoples? 2014 has seen a spike in violent deaths of Iraqui civilians, and that isn't even counting the number of people whose lives have been cut short by bombed out infrastructure, food shortages or any of the other "collateral" damage from the United States. Research in 2014 suggests that U.S. drone strikes in Yemen and Pakistan have had an unknown person to target casualty ratio of 28:1 with one attack in the study having a ratio of 128:1 with 13 children being killed. If you are against bombing children, please begin with the bombing of children done in your name...you have a functioning democracy, right? So basically your democratic will seems to kill these poor kids...
2. "Arabs have 22 countries..." OK, I think some Jews got jealous of all the stupid statements being made, and had to get in on the action. Pro-Israel activists often resort to some twisted arguments. I personally don't care if Arabs have 49 countries and all the shellfish products in the world. I'm not trying to live in Syria these days anyways, and I don't eat shellfish. There is a completely separate question of how Arabs will run their countries...and unfortunately recent history has shown a trend towards running them in a way extremely inhospitable to religious minorities. I think this unfortunate reality of religious persecution is where the counting countries argument really comes from. Since the 1940s Jews have been persecuted, targeted for murder and in some cases like Egypt outright expelled in mass as their property was looted from Arab countries.
1. "Academic Freedom Encompasses the Right to Boycott [Israeli academics]" well just any old person can make stupid statements, but it usually takes an academic to get downright moronic in word and deed. Rima Kapitan is the author of an article with the above name...but there are about a hundred variations of this roaming around the hallowed halls of academia. Academics boycotting Israel claim they are all about academic freedom, with the glaring exception of Israelis. Academia claims to embrace the free exchange of ideas, apparently unless they are somehow related to one particular unpopular state. Why can't these people just be honest and admit they are against academic freedom?
And now, because I understand Murphy's law, I'm just waiting for someone to hit me with an even stupider comment in the next 48 hours...but here's hoping the uninformed take up a new object of protest in 2015. Believe it or not, the world is an incredibly large place. The one argument about Israel I never hear, but wish I would, is that it has occupied too much of the global geopolitical discussion. That would be the intelligent criticism.
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